• SailorFuzz@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    Okayokay, neverminding the teeth and the SA of it all… why would that make mankind immortal?

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      You enter into mortality by exiting the vagina at the moment of your birth. Be entering it you return to the immortal realm from which all live emerges, by NOT exiting through it, you retain that immortal status.

      Sorry, I thought this was obvious. We really need to teach people where babies come from.

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        5 days ago

        absolutely none of that is obvious. It’s magic mumbojumbo… and magic is not obvious. It is, by nature, mysterious…

        The only thing that’s obvious is that you’re a patronizing dick. So, thanks for answering, I guess, but you’re kind of an asshole. Maybe if you fly up your own asshole, you’ll get the magic of not being one… it’s so obvious.

    • Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      5 days ago

      Idk the myth but guessing it’s a stowaway tactic. Get into her body while she doesn’t know, she heads back to her palace unaware, he sneaks out in the middle of the night to get some immortality elixir.