Being in the EU and buying something from the UK:

click buy

5 hours later: “Your package has arrived at the UK distribution centre. We will email you again when it is en route to your country.”

A month later: “Your package has been shipped.”

The next day: “Your package has arrived at your country’s depot and will be delivered today.”

3 hours later: “Your package has been delivered.”

Johnny Appleseed

“The worst thing the password generator could say is Weak.”

Password generator: “it’s fine, just go ahead.”

2027: “Do you really need three meals a day?”

The irony of the company world-famous for being over-priced having the streaming service which most justifies a price increase.

AI industry says

Aww, did a wittle wepard eat your pwecious wittle face off?

Other than “at gunpoint,” why are you still using Windows?

Doesn’t appear to be federated. No reason to leave Mastodon.

Twitter in name only.

And not even that, just the domain says Twitter. It’s called Bluebird.

And this is why they’ll want to murder us.

“You were using Matrix Me again, weren’t you?”

“Now now, hold on, let’s see what the shareholders think about this.”

“Say hello to the new boss, same as the old boss.”

All you have to do is fire the human who is trained and rarely makes a mistake and replace them with a paid machine that almost always makes a mistake and double check everything yourself (or hire another human to double check it) because someone’s life literally depends on the entirety of the text being absolutely correct.

AI does work at a level that makes unpaid interns look like career professionals. All for the low cost of completely fucking the environment.

Glad you like it.

It’s part of the hidden menu.

You have to say “Just gimme the whole gosh darn boat.”

Bubba Gump way off the mark here.

That man should TRAIN the waitstaff.

I’m already friends with people who don’t remember a world without smartphones.

A white man HAS run in every single US presidential election to date.