Just realized that my lifelong dream is to be a cat in a two cat household and we can bathe eachother.
I don’t care that I’m hornyposting. My aspirations were previously unknown to me, and now I have purpose in this world
User instance checks out
I saw this on my regular account and switched to my horny account for being horny 😌
Username and instance checks out then
Well violet is gone, so someone has to hornypost and fill the void, it may as well be you
She’ll be back in a month.
Violet deletes her account due to post-nut clarity. When the horniness reaches critical mass, a new account is created and the cycle continues.
I expect an influx of new hornyposters soon. Turns out theres a fixed quantity of horny and she was hogging it all.
Little did we know, this was actually their alt account all along
I’m a guy lol. I am hornyposting in my own right, don’t deny me my individuality!
Oh I don’t want to spoil your fun, but cats grooming another cat very often is a very NOT NICE thing.
I can compound this study with the behaviour of my cats, where one of them often uses “grooming” as an obviously hostile action when the other one is on a spot he wants or if the other cat has my attention to make her leave.
E: What a coincidence, normally my handle is “a_wild_mimic_appears” lol
(grooming you to annoy you because you have a similar handle)
Absolutely here for getting bullied also. As long as there are cute people and tongues involved 🥹
(and someone who I belong to, who is happy I’m around and pays attention to me)
