Took the existing uncensored fuck and copy/pasted it over the engagement bait censorship

But wait, we can go simpler!

Meta’s $17 Billion Settlement is a Bad Deal for Teens and All Social Media Users

Go Team Meteor! Meteor 2026!

Ah, the Sam Reich of browsers

I feel obligated to continue the chain…

what is zdoom?

Fuck them kids

–AI

I’m shocked, shocked! Well, not that shocked.

The frogurt is also cursed

But it comes with a free frozen yogurt

OEMs: Sorry, best I can do is tripling the amount of pre-installed bloatware that I get kickbacks on, to not only offset the cost but raise profits more

Username and instance checks out then

User instance checks out

Just have AI write the report that says AI is profitable. The people who want it to be are probably already accustomed to AI telling them whatever they want to hear, so they’ll probably believe it, and the AI will fawn over them for being such smart investors 🙄

I’m more of the “this is an example of what not to do/be” kind of role model