• LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2 days ago

      Also how big is said goddess? Maybe the imagery was supposed to be similar to Maui being like water. The path isn’t direct from mouth to eurethera, but maybe he can be absorbed through barriers as well.

      Also… Why did we skip over how that would make humans immortal?

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        Also… Why did we skip over how that would make humans immortal?

        Well if we knew that we’d be immortal of course!

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          Birth and the associated death come from going vagina -> world.

          Clearly, if you go: world -> vagina, but the vagina belongs to the conceptual font of birthing life, and you exit it through where said concept eats from, you link birth with eternal feasting.

          Duh.

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            Very logical. And the stupid birds laughed at the sight, woke the goddess and got Māui smooshed. And now we all will die. Fucking birds.

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              Fucking birds

              Should’ve gone extinct sixty-five million years ago with the rest of their misbegotten ilk.

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        I mean, if you navigate an immortal vagina you must get something right?

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      Well this cooter has teeth (and is a grinder we have learned) so one imagines it has a connection into the digestive system, but then if he knew that, he’d probably have known to avoid the teeth.