Of course not, what nonsense! They were hitting haggis eggs back down into their underground burrow with a wee practice caber

Aye and no. Don’t get me wrong, golf courses are as you say fertiliser polluted and lacking in biodiversity. But the rough, surrounding the whole course, and the woods they’re often placed in certainly resemble nature. There’s still birds, foxes, squirrels, etc, going about.

Certainly in Scotland at least, which is my only personal experience of courses. And being the home of golf I don’t think it’s disingenuous for me to use that as a basis for the claim.

I have seen videos and pictures of courses in places like Florida though and if a Scottish course is a tragedy of nature, a Florida course is an abomination.

I don’t like golf, but at least it gives you an afternoon’s walk in something resembling nature

Cricket on the other hand, takes a week to play and is just running back and forth

And if you’re in the subset of people who struggle to register thirst, either through perceiving it as hunger or just not registering it at all; use the pee test.

If your last pee was yellow, drink some water. If clear or nearly clear, you’re fine.

If brown, drink lots of water and pray to Dionysus to become hydrated before the hangover kicks in.

I would press charges if I were you, and see what punishment, if any, the !downvotecourt@lemmy.today can hand out.

It can be expensive to go through the courts, with lawyer fees etc, but this court seems to be amenable to self representation.

Neaten up your hair and wear something formal before presenting yourself before the judge. Good luck, and may justice prevail!