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2 days agoThe marx bros are so funny 😆
Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.
Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate and some weed into the void. She’ll chase after them.


The marx bros are so funny 😆


You’re finally awake. Got caught trying to annoy the scientists?


Took me a minute to get it 🤣

That was twist ending worthy of early M night shamamamanamamalan
I verbally oofed
As an American, at this point I’d accept every country’s shittiest people if it means we can give you refugees trying to escape this hellhole.