Weird hill to die on but at least you’re dead?

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    12 days ago

    His name was Robert Paulson.

    (Fuck me, why do I remember bitch-tits Bob’s proper name after 27 years but I forget my coworkers’ names sometimes?)

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      12 days ago

      Have you gathered everyone around and chanted “his name is <coworker’s name>” for each coworker?

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        12 days ago

        Well obviously no, they’re all still alive. Only in death do coworkers here at Project Mayhem, LLC have a name.