Pumpkins really nailed it with ‘despite all my rage I’m still just a rat in a cage’
Weird Al really nailed it with how “white and nerdy” I am.
Lucky you. I got hit with “Young, Dumb and Ugly”. I figured if women don’t find me handsome I should at least be “Handy”, but it turns out that “Everything you know is wrong” is more appropriate.
Came here specially to say Weird Al actually prepared me for quite a bit, including how much random screaming, terror, and death there is in the world.
Also, I’m still teaching poodles how to fly. Haven’t gotten one to go yet, but one day…
Dare to be Stupid was a prophecy
I really think RATM somewhat understated quite how many of those who work forces also burn crosses
Limp bizkit prepared me with “everything is fucked, everybody sucks”
I do want to rip a lot of heads off, so yeah, pretty spot on.
They Might Be Giants’ eternal wisdom: we die alone, we die afraid, we live in terror, we’re naked and alone and the grave is the loneliest place
But until then… THE STATUE GOT ME HIIIIIIIGH
TMBG is an excellent choice
And NOFX did nor prepare me for how many holes were needed in the Bible Belt
Cheep cheep cheep flap flap flap really prepared me for wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle clap clap clap clap
Fans of Johnny Cash left the competition due to ethical reasons.
The Offspring was really onto something when they said “Shit is fucked up”
“Always get it up for the touch of the younger kind.” The Knack described conservatism pretty damn well for 1979.
The news was a politician shooting himself in the head though, I think that would be welcome news for most
I know plenty that would ascribed to DJ punk rock’s philosophy.
https://youtu.be/GpBFOJ3R0M4 – it’s not the only time I’m happy, but it certainly never makes my mood worse.
Garbage - I’m only happy when it rains





