• Jaycifer@piefed.social
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    8 days ago

    Partner A: “Go on, give the nice cashier what you’re buying.”

    Partner B: “H-here.”

    Cashier: “That’ll be $17.”

    Partner A: “Now hand over the money I gave you.”

    Partner B: “H-here.”

    Cashier: “Here’s your change and the collar.”

    Partner B: Grabs them while smiling and starts to turn away to leave.

    Partner A: “What do we say to the cashier?”

    Partner B: “Th-thank you.”

    Partner A: “Good job! Let’s go home and try it on.”

    Cashier: Just one more hour to 3 o’clock. Maybe I can sneak another smoke break in after that.