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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days ago

This HAS to be satire

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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days ago
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  • we are all@crazypeople.online
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    round about with a walk over bridge.

    done annnnd done.

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      Ah yes, let’s force the non-motorised to climb stairs or make a minutes long detour!

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        I heard an electromagnetic catapult is about to become available, maybe there’s another way to solve this. Gotta keep refreshing that GSA auction site.

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        ok so we could use pneumatic tubes to go places…

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          Futurama style?

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            good news everyone!

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      Underground round about with a park on top.

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      What if youre in a wheel chair?

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        Dang, too bad no one’s ever thought of that… Oh wait

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          Dang look at the size of them, its almost like you can’t put them at every cross walk…

          Oh and the cost isn’t prohibitive, who would have thunk?

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            And it only increases the walking distance by a factor of 3. How efficient!

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            Why would every intersection need one?

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              Because people all need to get to different places, and walking/wheelchairing half a kilometre in one direction to access a bridge and then walk back sucks

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                Not every intersection is busy enough to warrant this.

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                  I.e. not every pedestrian matters

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                    If a road has one vehicle come by every hour, you expect a raised pedestrian bridge? A lighted crosswalk is totally fine.

                    Context matters, but exaggerate to make your point i guess.

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