Look, just sit down and stop doing anything. What’s the point of moving your body around after 20? It’s all just flailing limbs and jiggling fat.
What are you gonna do, huh? Take up a hobby? Learn something? Improve humanity? Yea right, you won’t do a goddamned thing. Lay down, accept the inexorable entropy of the universe, and submit to those who are slightly more able to exert power over our pathetic and meaningless existence.
What’s that? The complexity of emergence is an impossibly rare gift wasted on the few and the ignorant? NO OF COURSE NOT! Eat some more Pop Tarts and watch another Sitcom you fat disgusting fuck!


Jesus fucking Christ, not everything is pedophilia. I’m starting to think that society is more obsessed with pedophilia that pedophiles are obsessed with children.
I apologize in advance - I don’t mean to jump down your throat. It just seems like there is an unhealthy tendency to label things we don’t like as pedophilic.