My county seems pretty chill, compared to most of these comments. That being said, I wish all flock cameras a very [redacted].

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It’ll just make you a little horse.

Screaming “hold the neighborhood, boys!” even as they themselves benefit

He said most of the calls he receives about the Iran war are not from service members fearing for their own lives. “They are scared of the moral and ethical implications of participating in this,” he said.

What part of the history of the US Military made you think this was going to be ok?

…pation. Man this week blows.

God I loved these

Fire up that Motor Coach and make sure to warm it up in the garage with the door closed

I have seen zero ads pushing hurricane response this season. The only ones I repeatedly see are about how Roy Cooper allegedly let a bunch of murderers out of prison who then went all Mason Family on the state populace. There was one pro-Cooper counter-ad out of maybe 50 anti-. Get it together, guys.

Poopy pants, even.

The ol Bill Hicks position: “For the war, against the troops”

They’ll find 1,000 MAGA idiots easily. As to what they can do, it doesn’t matter, because the second they get into a polling place they’ll cause a problem. Removing them will just “prove” that elections are fraudulent.

garbage disposal voice noises

That’s a quick way to get a cauliflower ear.

They yearn to see slaves sweating in the fields.

“You look slinky,” Melania said, at the top of the stairs

40 trillion so far!

It just code-switches suicide to “unalive” and sex to “the monster mash.” That’s the difference.

On the flip side, GLP-1s tend to cause constipation. It just evens out.

Frosted Flakes inspire lust because they look like bukkake cereal. Regular cornflakes keep the demons in check.