No one will tell me what all this is about–but I will find out.

Well if I’d known my friends were going to find out I play gooner-games, I wouldn’t have bothered texting them about it.

Has the AI industry tried bribing him more? That usually does the trick.

Oh no please mister wolf I’m just a weak little bunny ~❤️

INT.

Extreme close up on the handle of a basic white toilet. The camera slowly pulls back at the MONOLOGUE plays.

ALEX
There was me.
That is Alex.
And I sat in the Korova Milk Bar toilets trying to make up my razzoodocks what to do with the evening.

it cost $20 to join?

Shit, that’s twice as much as it used to cost to join Something Awful, and I bet you don’t even get access to furry porno.

It’s 420 somewhere!

It’s enough to drive you crazy if you let it!

But only because you want to, not because of blindly following the morality of the common man.

Well, at least this disproves all that “Intelligent Design” nonsense.

“Ooo, I can’t believe I’m going to pay $100 for GTA 6 after all this shit!”

- A Gamer

63 year old neighbor is taking the bar exam because he has a list of pharma companies he plans to sue

He’s like an alternate universe version of John Kramer, only the movies based on him would be called “Law”.

The Ring: “I don’t even OWN a TV.”

When the first cup of coffee tastes like washing up, you know she’s losing it, oh yeah she’s losing it.

Every Day is Halloween - Ministry

I blame Egon.

Dimeback

EDM from 3am to 8am? I’m going to assume the audience is some variety of hacker.

“Very good sir. Will that be Wild Style or Straight-up Buck Wild?”