The problem isn’t that we’re going to get horse beef, the problem is that we’re going to get wormy beef. Which I think they should lean into rather than the horse angle. Horse meat is no less healthy than cow meat, but nobody wants to eat worms

I choose to believe this is in the same canon as Cash Cab, and he just decided to test our meat’s reasoning and recollection ability

Been a mapquest guy for years now

I cut my teeth on a '93 Geo Metro. Approximately 30 lbs wet, not weighed down by things like an automatic transmission or air bags or a tachometer. Had to learn the car’s language, listen when she told me to shift gears. God I miss that little toy car

The lizard is cute

Sounds great until either a) a student laughs, says no, and stays on their phone or b) a teacher gets fired for trying to force a student to drop their phone in a cardboard box

Redditors when they see a woman