I know it’s like a meme, but every time I have to go without a bidet I feel like a Neanderthal. I’m like kinda close to sneaking one onto the work toilet once I’m keyholder.

There’s no laws against the pokemon, batman

My car is a 2017 base with stick shift. No lane assist, just abs and traction control.

Git gud.

Yeah but black people might get free puppies also so I gotta vote republican/s