Elon Musk will probably gift them rockets. Given that his decision to cut USAid has already killed thousands of children, he certainly doesn’t seem to mind dead kids.

Ha! Israel following agreements regarding weapons. Ahh … good one!

What, they suddenly realise there’s babies and children in places other than Palestine, or something?

I wish he’d print these maps out so he can shove 'em up his arse.

"The average CEO of the US’s 100 largest, lowest-paying corporations earned … "

‘Earned’. They worked a fiftieth as hard as their lowest-paid workers.

Mr Rubio said the administration had been pressing more countries to “join our campaign by ending their funding and participation in this politicised and unaccountable court” — something that Australia would not do.

At least not until Israel tells us to.

Penny could alleviate her RSI by making a macro to paste the words ‘gravely concerned’ into her letters.

I maintain he’s a cunt.

Yet they haven’t even started on the 3-sided shack where Uncle Cletus whittles his toenails for $500 per photo. You just know it’s Biden’s fault.

sighs disappointedly in Australian

Ah, well. At least they can’t tax the air.

… after Ukraine pioneered such tactics in its yearslong conflict with Russia

Doubtless they meant to write ‘after Ukraine pioneered such tactics during the yearslong invasion by Russia’.

Have Americans considered importing food so they don’t have to risk eating American food?

At this point, US military vessels are like the Riley Gaines of warships.

The lady in that photo looks as if her disappointment is immeasurable, and her day is ruined.

Logical. But remember, Trump believes he’s the best at anything and everything.

“I know all about xyz. Nobody knows more about xyz than me”.

In his mind, he could do it if there was something in it for him, but he wouldn’t, because there isn’t.

Quite possibly, this is one of the only times in his life he’s actually told the truth about anything.

Of course he wouldn’t. It’d involve him giving a shit about someone other than himself, for a start. Then he’d have to shift his ponderous arse out of his own way to actually get off it and move.

“Sylvia Driskell’s lawsuit was dismissed just five days after she filed it in May 2015. U.S. District Judge John M. Gerrard ruled that the case lacked standing, federal jurisdiction, and a specific request for legal relief, stating that a federal court is not a forum for theological debate. The judge also denied Driskell the right to amend her complaint, declaring such an attempt would be futile”.

DuckDuckGo.

I didn’t know Pete Hegseth was 66.

“Get your hand off my penis!”