This is a nice anecdote, and it’s meaningful and valuable in its own right, but it’s not Vonnegut.

The source seems to be this 2020 Tumblr post, where the OP text is someone’s own anecdote following a Kurt Vonnegut extract. I guess someone’s read the post and got confused as to where his bit ends.

If even HotsauceHurricane isn’t interested to know that the wind’s howling, devs have no chance of making interesting character barks.

I kind of hope they make a Sims 5 that has limits on what female characters can aspire to, no LGBT+ relationships, etc, purely for the backlash that would ensue. It’s a big ecosystem that they could really screw up.

Fun coincidence in terms of “three assholes”: the phonic punctuation mark ஃ in Tamil, which looks very similar to an asterism ⁂, is used to represent a voiceless glottal fricative (like the /h/ in “ham”).

The two fun rectal-related bits:

• This type of character in Sanskrit phonology, a visarga, means “discharge”.
• Its cousin, representing a nasal /n/ sound, is called an anusvara.

~Disclaimer: I think this is all true, but I don’t really know what I’m talking about, I was just looking into the Unicode a little.~