“Congressman, here is a supercut of every time you’ve taken a shit in the last five years. I’ve been posting updates on an invite-only website. Every member of your staff is in there, and they LOVE seeing each pained expression you make. But you didn’t know, so I didn’t violate your privacy.”

“We can’t win in Iran so we’ll murder some fishermen.”

Okay, here’s the compromise: you close everything down, and we don’t feed you to a hungry business of ferrets.

I’m against the death penalty except for people who advocate it’s use in punishing crimes they are guilty of.

Can we not use the term “jailbait?” It connotes a willing-but-underage person, rather than someone who has been manipulated or coerced into an abuse situation.