discomatic

Again, I was not expecting corruption. Especially Ford-flavoured corruption.

Girl. And no, he hasn’t. I don’t remember him ever disclosing his intention to allow Doug Ford to be corrupt, as long as he supported Carney’s pipeline.

I really don’t want him to have a majority. He’s like the third grade teacher everyone loves until you find out he beats his wife.

I already cut everything else off but you will pry my Costco membership out of my cold, dead hands, bud.

I think what these politicians need is a nice, long stay in a hospital. You know, for research.