This is true, but depending on the phone model and processor type, there are still exploits that can bypass bfu state

As a history nerd there are a lot of pretty good facts in the bible, and there are lots of things that are actually historically accurate. So no I wouldn’t say there aren’t any good facts

Ditto to this. Audio is extremely powerful, more so than video in my opinion.

Record yourself reading some things you’ve written and upload them to a safe space for your family

This is also true, maybe there’s another non permanent way of doing this? I only need the SIM card in the device when it’s stolen long enough for me to remotely wipe the device