That happens at a certain age.

Huzzaa!

I always put on pants when I go out. It’s the decent thing to do

Capitalism

I don’t know, but I suspect it will shortly be followed by a third and fourth wave.

I’m half surprised they didn’t just steal it

Awesome, now all I need is a (remote) job…

Just don’t use privately owned social media, guys. It is the same deceit and profeteering over and over and over again.

No, you’re a mediocre browser

They’re abandoning ship

I have premium family, but the only ads I hear are the ones that creaters put in themselves. I don’t mind those as much.

Edit: what joe said

I’m slowly getting one of those naturally. Does that mean I’m a grown-up now?

This might very well be the ugliest meme out there

Ah, “steal the dotfiles”. Ir’s so simple, I should’ve thought of that myself.