

Sometimes you’re just in the zone man. Consequences be damned (pls dont do this this is not real advice)


Sometimes you’re just in the zone man. Consequences be damned (pls dont do this this is not real advice)


One teacher allowed girls bathroom breaks without a question but not guys and we thought it was bc girls can’t hold pee in since they don’t have dicks.
If you can’t tell sex ed doesnt exist in this part of the world
Hell that’s not even sex ed but anatomy ig


Believed this until I was like 16 and so did everyone else in our school.
A girl did anal and got pregnant and since it was anal that got her pregnant she was gonna poop out the baby. Funny thing is I was part of the group conversation that started this rumor and STILL we all believed it.


Very often during the monsoon season. Like twice a week or so. The rest of the year, barely. Summers is for lizards.


Then why do you have a full body gimp suit next to it?


We got an egg folk, bowl and sponge. Mum hated things that touched eggs to touch anything else.
I’m learning that my household had a shit tonne of weird things


Now this is what i’m talking about lol


Oh pls i’d trade my position with you instantly, I hate frogs


We’ve got a frog tong. Every time a frog gets in the house catch it with a tong and toss it in the garden.


Wow I didnt expect this answer!
“Come, you spirits That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here, And fill me from the crown to the toe topful Of direst cruelty!”
Now the removal female qualities is the desire of the character herself as she wants the spirits to remove her feminine qualities and emotions, so I dont know if this would count since the lack of traditional gender traits is a positive or atleast desired aspect.
But great reference, I would never have thought of that.
This appears to be a common one. I’ve heard this elsewhere too