Boomer Humor Doomergod

Yes, we do live in a boring, dumb, and ugly universe.

I refuse to hope for a world where copyright and AI are both destroyed in one lawsuit because it’s too beautiful to ever be real.

Mine never did that but we knew kids who did.

Good job working the problem.

My kids were leashed in public spaces because we knew they’d run off and they’re too young to give helpful information to find us.

Security guards thanked us because dealing with scared kids was one of the worst part of their jobs.

You wouldn’t pirate a model

X Corp is a dumb name

False.

The green wallpaper contained arsenic, not lead.

Infinite scroll isn’t as bad as an algorithm designed to promote engagement.

Bring back posts showing up in reverse chronological order

I wouldn’t work there either but those places exist and we must mourn the souls who toil there.

A forest needs fire to clear out undergrowth or the fire will be even bigger and more damaging next year.

Markets are the same. Either we let them die now or we have even worse problems when they die later.

My school had a pay phone we could use, but since we never had money we just made collect calls from “hey practice is over” that our parents didn’t accept

I see you are also a person of culture who is still waiting for a new album a full year after it was announced

All Must Be Titans

Jake

Extremely Large Fish

Sum 82

Mu 660

That’s my point: Neither are and yet this doctor wasn’t arrested over this like if he had a different hidden camera

I remember a bunch of DateLine exposeés about doctors who used hidden cameras to record patients.

What does it matter if that camera was sold by Facebook?

It’s not even a personal camera. The footage is uploaded to Facebook where they have humans categorize and tag it.

Directories and webrings

The web used to be so small that Yahoo! had real humans doing the categorizing.

A duress PIN should load a normal looking phone so the dumb cops think you complied. Hide the wipe behind texts from your mom and emails from work.