Give him a blowie while you’re at it. Abott, you Eggman reject.

“The worse she can say is no” Type of shi

Shit dogs are just as bad. My parents raised Rotties. A cat jumped on our back fence. The female jumped up grabbed it and they played tug o war with it. 16 yr old me was to high for that shit I tell you what.

Wasn’t funny, but funny in the “man, animals are fucking vicious…Jesus fucking christ.” Type of funny. You never really get to see our lovable pets be the beasts that they truly are.

Edit: downvote me all ya want. I can’t help what animals do. And if it’s the funny part. Then you missed what I was getting at.