
Are you sure you want to keep them from selfdestructing?
Remember the show Pantheon?
Have someone make a fake ‘scanning’ machine and tell all these guys we’ll give them digital immortality. “Scan” then, and then have their digital selves go on with their lives.
But those “digital” selves are actually people who are impersonating them and redirecting their wealth for the good of the world, claiming that their new perspective of immortality has completely changed their mindsets.

All self-checkouts I see around here are either completely empty, or full of workers who have to help the people using them, at least about 1 worker for every 4 self-checkout stations.