MinnesotaGoddam

Oh thank you

this whole thing just screams dysphoria to me. the three kids are normal looking kids. they’ll probably grow up just fine if they don’t have any more unnecessary encounters with the ironically named justice system.

do i want to know or need to know who Clavicular is?

i didn’t want to fa tho. i specifically asking for no faing finga [edit sorry tooo tired to conjugate properly]

i like that one because the s looks like it’s doing the little nazi salute. what’s that one mean? \s as in something space karen would say, i already know?

and do so every two years

also paparazzi harass people beyond just taking photos. when you hear a story of one behaving civilly you are surprised.

i dunno. it lets us know it’s out there and probably real this time, so get your… i forget what this dude did but he’s working with krasnov somehow so let’s just mail him those tiny millstone necklaces

“targeted” is very loaded language. i just see a call for someone to live by their words or fold.

i have a very simple solution which will never happen since it fucking solves it. remove the income cap.

predates them, emphasizing emotion over rationality

it’s about beating your spouse to the fridge and getting the last of the bacon fried rice for breakfast dammit.

i wanted that rice. i’ll win that race one of these days.

I knew it wasn’t Sturmwaffe, although that would have been a cool name, the stormwaffles, i just remember they had a seeming obsession with the word storm. i get it, some words and phrases are cool. they roll off the tongue nicely. like cellar door. velvet elvis. nazi pulp.

How in my bathroom? Like in the bidet?

SA like mob with only voluntary members.

too many acronyms all up and down the thread. not your fault my brain is numb. South Africa? Sturm…Arb…needentolernenmasdeustchen?

i mean that’s definitely an equally hot take. i’ll admit i shared it until i made friends with a radiologist. didn’t realize he was serving at the local military hospital until after we’d become best buds, but i’m not too big to admit when i’m wrong.

you make me realize i need to include these anecdotes on the liner notes to my albums in that portion of my book.

not that many years, but yeah

we were at college and she had been dating my roommate’s little brother. he had recently left on one of those mission trips and i had recently met her. we clicked, i asked her on a date, then i asked her name to put her number in my phone. and she and my mother share a maiden name. so we decided on a friend date where we figure out our “Bacon numbers” from each other and the stories of how our families diverged. we were at a large religish college so I’m sure this scene was being played out daily, we needed that icelandic incest app.

Yeah, I was republican until I was, um, 19? And that’s because I grew up in a cult where the word liberal is a sin but my parents and grandparents themselves are cool. Like literally I went to a city council meeting in a town the cult controlled and the town engineer gave estimates. He explained that they were for the most traffic the proposed intersection would get, but they were going to call them finger quotes conservative estimates so they would think they were good estimates. And did that kind of sophistic bullshit all night.

You’d think that would have gotten me out of the cult, but see there was this woman.

“because you punish your citizens we must punish ours” y’all elected a real dipshit and I’m a Californian

Wait, so it turns out buff korean jesus was just a hulk all along