FuglyDuck

He knows the orange fuhrer is running 2028, right?

I encourage him to split the vote. That will end well.

(For not-Nazis America, that is.)

“clerical error”… right…

the only way I’m saying that is if it’s a way to get close enough with a 2x4.

(oops, did I say that out loud?)

All it really takes is one too many midnight hamberder runs

I think we need to start paying for google SEO optimization to get PSA’s to secret service agents… (honestly, I don’t know how they could stand there strapped with iron, and not have ‘I could do so much good’ floating through their head.)

We can walk and chew gum at the same time. We can blame repugs for being nasty fascist bastards, and we can blame jeffries and his ilk for not doing enough to stop them.

You understand that the DNC threatened all of the well known candidates? And look what happened to the one guy who did- dean Phillips is no longer a credible politician.

So yes. Every state. Now stop being obtuse.

What primary?

The DNC made sure that the primary in 2024 was a joke. Even here so many people were like “how are you go against Biden! He’s the only one!”

Only, I could list off dozens of reasons why he fucked up and wouldn’t have won. (Failed to get a Trump conviction is a big one, for example.)

The whole reason he bowed out was because his campaign was clogging the shitcan, and Kamala sidelined the best thing that happened to her campaign, and proceeded to toe the corporate line saying she wouldn’t have changed anything.

(Easy dodge: “with the benefit of hindsight, of course there are things I’d change. But as I’m currently VP, I need to support my president, so please ask the next question.”)

And then there’s the whole genocide thing, and yeah. We all have lines we can’t cross.

The founding fathers, most of them any way, would laugh at you and then lead a second revolution.

Congress was designed to function with the assumption that all parties were representing their constituents.

Jeffries has been shown not to be doing that and Kushner isn’t even a government official never mind a member of congress.

Not to mention, I’m pretty sure the people driving the car were trans, and they told him to get in not knowing who he was

That’s the difference between progressive and conservative. Conservatives only care for themselves. Progressives care for everyone, even if they deserved the ass beating.

How they searched his phone “incident to arrest”, as they say.

If the only people willing to work with you are jackbooted Nazis doing corrupt Nazis things, then maybe you shouldn’t step down. There’s a reason we hate his guts.

It’s because he doesn’t have any. Or a spine, neither.

Even without the DSA… he’s still trying to work with fucking nazis. He’s a collaborator. With. Nazis.

it’s entirely possible he was trying to get whatever he could out of kushner, but, that’s very unlikely.

There’s a non-zero chance that Jeffries doesn’t understand how bad this looks and was just thinking that going to it might make republicans more pliable.

There’s a much larger chance that he a fucking collaborator.

Well big Parm and Big Pasta

Have you considered bribing them?

I’d suggest starting with baked goods.

He’s the last person I would trust for just about anything.

Well. That’s not entirely true. I trust that the greedy orange pig with an alien brain-eating fungus for hair will ruin everything he touches.

Admittance of guilt?

I dunno. I feel like there some mild rhyming you’re looking for.

That might be why they endorsed him. Israel supports which ever does what they say… and el Sayed almost certainly won’t.

And how they die.

They want meat for the meat grinder.

They don’t care which meat grinder it is.

(Though, with all the bullshit on child labor roll backs…. They can get kids in the one meat grinder and sell the other as “escape”)