Eh-I

What does he drink? Send him a case.

Tomorrow:

PETE HEGSETH FOUND DEAD
Body Had No Blood

She realized she put the dog on a bus to school.

If it survives it will be as a museum for the victims. He’ll probably have to reichstag it at some point though.

UP HIGH ✋

a bold and confident novice is going to feel anxiety strip all the heads when a bolt won’t come off and think to themselves ‘this isn’t worth dealing with.

If Tide wants to know when I do my laundry and the settings I use for the trade-off, fine. I accepted that, literally a button I pressed said ACCEPT.

But eleven quarters per load? Fuck me.

Quarters don’t snitch

I’d buy that T-shirt

I do not miss broken laundry rooms. They never stopped at disabling the quarter machine, lets get them quarters that are in there! “Oops, we bent the frame and the door doesn’t close until someone comes to fix it.” Good times. These good guy hackers you remember running around dispensing free gas and blowing up ATMs never existed.

BTW, there’s still a quarter machine for people that want it.

My dad got grumpy when I told him I used an app to do my laundry instead of a sack of quarters. Then he got real grumpy when I explained it was better in every. single. way.

This is that, in policy form. (EDIT: This is the important part, not how I do my laundry)

But the cloud is buying up all the memory and storage

This is easy.

Do you call yourself a CEO? If yes, then yes. If no, then no. 👍

Might have been the last time a business owner said, “That’s enough money for me.”

I’m still mad after reading a few weeks ago about someone had to power-cycle the fridge. I can’t recall ever having to do that for a motor or compressor or any fridge.

The computer in the fridge was faulted. So either pull the fridge out to unplug it or find the breaker, there’s no power switch on refrigerators.

What qualifications will they have?

Orange lips

I think Jeff Bozo will be OK, lol

I’m pretty sure it’s satire.

But…

Ask Yoko

Hmm… Maybe they should make people feeders.

But then there’ll be a shortage and the prices will start to rise an then nobody will be able to affo-😂😂😂

jk eat shit nvidia