Not really a dad joke, but I’m half Greek and I can accurately say that my father is a Lesbian.

I miss double spaces after periods.

I’m really happy with my Nextmug. No app, all manual. Basically it’s exactly what you described.

It probably had that secret exploding feature if you didn’t.

I would totally buy one.

I wish I could do this, but my microwave resets to zero after about 3 minutes of being left with any residual time.

I’m also a 2:22, 55, 77, 99, etc. user.