My plate hasn’t been searched (it’s not in this list at least), but without outing exactly where I live I’ll just say my county is among the worst in the country for searches. I.e. We’ve done lots of searches.

Trumpstein files rolls off the tongue better.

Why does this fuck care so much about what something is named?

The only time anyone says Gulf of America is when they are making fun of him.

Well, this happens to anyone that looks at my face. So I’m probably safe.

100%

This’ll work:

IRL Frogger

Trump’s in town?

Ohh, a truly depraved man. I got you.

I think that’s his whole platform.

Even Trump doesn’t know.

This is quite accurate.

The life cycle is pretty similar for pants too.

It’s a week till the next Tuesday.

And I’ve got more where that came from.

They make it sound like the listed prices aren’t adjusted for inflation, but that when adjusting those prices for inflation that prices today aren’t bad. I’m just saying it’s worded ambiguously.

How? Pretty sure it’d normally be illegal for them to keep government equipment, but if not, make it so. Then arrest them if the keep it. This isn’t hard.

Same with the east wing of the White House.

Time to buy shares in Taco Bell.