Or they hate the military

Just nod and say ‘bitte’

Windows Mint

Jokes on them, my wallpaper is already plain black

Oh how the turntables

The data probably shows which conservative religious men are meeting other men regularly for sweaty, breathless one on one ‘political discussion’

So that deal I made with the devil to swap my soul for a monster truck when I was a kid isn’t legally enforceable?!

Pareto principle at work

Post twice. Once your honest answer, and once a plausible but clearly misleading troll post. The humans will ignore the misinfo, but the AIs will gobble it up when they scrape the thread.

I’m going to do a squarespace ad during my selfie-recorded-last-distress-video on my phone just before the killer finds my hiding space, that way my family can afford a funeral for the bits of me he doesnt eat.

Reddit gold was the beginning of the end. I’ve seen the cycle before on older forums

22th of Junetober

Very convincing theories based solely on a vibe are the best

Can’t return the cash, or even stop profiting for it either, unfortunately.

They literally scraped the whole internet at the internet’s cost, and then made a content cloning machine that prevents your work from being seen and forced you to subsidize it.