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“How tall are you?”
“Do you play basketball?”*
*This one turned into did you play basketball last week and it stung
“Are you human?”
I understand why it’s needed, but it’s damn annoying when every single website asks.
How’s it going?
I mean as small intro talk at work that almost everyone feels obligated to say every damn time.
“What’s it like being a twin?”
I don’t fucking know, what’s it like not being a twin? They’ve always been there. It’s like having a sibling only we share a birthday??
Then if it stops there I’m fine. But usually they ask shitty sexual questions. Less as we’ve gotten older cause old women are gross.
I tell people that we share the same pain cuz it’s funny when people are like WHAT. lol. Then I say sometimes I send him messages telepathically, cuz I actually do. Does it work? Only twins know…
My girlfriend has twins and i love them so much. They are sweet and nice, but also so different. I also happened to know a few twins when i gew up. So to me it is always important to be able to tell them apart and just treat them like their own person they are. I can tell how annoyimg it can be for them, and they aren’t even six years old yet. Even their teacher often says things like: alica, tobias, frederick, and the twins over here…
One time we went for a stroll and one of them held my hand and she asked me: do you know my name? (I only knew them for like a week or so) and i told her yes, you are:… And she was so excited, because people often don’t. Or don’t even really care, because it’s “just the twin”.
When i was little i always imagined how awesome it would be to have a twin brother, and i’m sure it is, but it also has to be so annoying a lot of the time. Not because of the twin part, but because of the people part.
