• Onsotumenh@discuss.tchncs.de
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      2 days ago

      We’re Jews out in space
      We’re zooming along protecting the Hebrew race
      We’re Jews out in space
      If trouble appears we put it right back in its place

      When goyim attack us
      We give 'em a smack
      We’ll slap them right back in the face

    • DarkwingDuck@sh.itjust.works
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      2 days ago

      When they say they are planning to develop them, what they mean is that they are planning to make their existence public. You should assume Jewish Space Lasers are literally a thing today.

      • stoy@lemmy.zip
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        2 days ago

        Nope, a space laser is a stupid weapon.

        A system of kinetic impactors would be far more practical.

  • DupaCycki@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    And here I was, thinking the jew space lasers are just a silly conspiracy.

    When have conspiracy theories turned into trailers?

  • ranzispa@mander.xyz
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    3 days ago

    I thought there were agreements regarding the fact that weapons should not be deployed to space.