Dear Deer stealing my vegetables from my vege garden,
Thank you for supplying the very tasty venison steaks, roasts and sausages for the next three months.
last time I did this it pissed off the neighbors. evidently “shoot first ask questions later” is not an appropriate response to a creature stealing your vegetables.
turns out, it was their kid in a fursuit. luckily for him there was a whole lot of wiremesh and padding in the head.
Dear Deer stealing my vegetables from my vege garden, Thank you for supplying the very tasty venison steaks, roasts and sausages for the next three months.
I love venison!
last time I did this it pissed off the neighbors. evidently “shoot first ask questions later” is not an appropriate response to a creature stealing your vegetables.
turns out, it was their kid in a fursuit. luckily for him there was a whole lot of wiremesh and padding in the head.