Your cat has shit particles in its fur and no layer of clothing separating its ass from the seat.

This comment would have been way funnier if you posted it in 3 days

I still believe that half this swell is artificial, supported by an entire greedy industry that is blatantly price-gouging. Yes there’s a real boom, but just like egg producers who artificially inflated their prices during the egg crisis well beyond the new stress point, the same thing is happening here. We’re all being fucked and swindled at every possible opportunity.